I love you Katie.
I love you Katie.
Cannibal Witch sell me your bathwater!
The words I’m hot feel foreign on my tongue!
Is this a cry for help or should we just start sending payments to your service providers so you can LIVE YOUR LIFE
This is the only content I ever want and need.
To Answer Katie’s questions:
this is an incredible article and wonderful conversation. copied/pasted so many thoughts to look back at! thank you.
I am not spending my twilight years dusting those figurines and arranging my sad old bones into those weirdly angled chairs. Would not!
Congratulations on your new contract!
I wondered why most of the writers had recently changed their avatars to “GMG UNION” — congrats on the new contract!
I get that “fast food workers’ rights” is kind of a joke to a lot of people, but I think it’s very illustrative of the enormous erosion of workers’ rights and the value of labor in general. It’s kind of crazy to see the sometimes vicious responses to the minimum wage discussion.
Barf Bag is the absolute best descriptor for this post. I was initially thing Shit Sack or Clown Car, but to be honest, both those things are too good for the news found in here. Shit can at least be used as fertilizer, and clown cars are just benignly silly.
The trolls won’t understand what “Ennui Bag” means and will think it’s some reference to designer luggage.
Okay, you’re probably joking about wanting discussion about renaming this Ennui Bag, but just in case not....I vote no. While trump’s brainless shtick is indeed boring as fuck, everything about him and his administration still makes me want to barf, so Barf Bag is very appropriate.
Our agenda is NOT a partisan agenda – it is the mainstream, common sense agenda of the American People.
Why, though? They provide the context in the post. It’s clear what this is making fun of-beyond the fact that literally every Cannibal Witch post is a specific callout of some other idiotic thinkpiece. I’m struggling to see why this specific one is a Jezebel problem and not a you problem.
Like you (probably), I have known plenty of amateur guitarists in my day. They always want to play you whatever cover they sort-of learned recently and have you guess what it is. I don't know, Scott, because you're terrible and no song in the world sounds like the trash you just tried. Just tell me what you learned.
Fruit ranking really is a multi-axis process, as shown in this chart. A professor in my department in grad school had all his students fill out their own and taped it to the door of his lab.