“Discovering something about a company, it’s like discovering your boyfriend has been cheating on you for three years,” Anne Mahlum, the chief executive of a DC-based fitness chain, told the New York Times last week in a piece about a group of SoulCyclers in a wealthy New York enclave reacting to the news that the …
Oh look—it’s Cry Time again.
On Wednesday, Immigration and Customs Enforcement conducted a series of raids across Mississippi that resulted in the arrest of 680 people. It was brutal spectacle by design, almost cinematic—a swarm of 600 agents, a fleet of buses rolling across the state, a military hangar commissioned to serve as a makeshift…
Crabs are gross and walk in a scary way. They should remain in the sea until they die and descend to hell. But these crabs in Florida left the sea and overtook what appears to be a suburb of some kind, and so I must die instead:
Cry day as usual.
Cry time comes a day early.
Another cry day in trash time, so let’s get at it.
There is a person currently running for president who claims that the only emoji they have ever used in their lifetime is the smiling shit emoji. Can you guess who that might be?
On Monday morning, Immigrations and Custom Enforcement (ICE) agents tried and failed to detain a man in a suburb of Nashville, Tennessee. According to reports from local news station WTVF, when the agents approached the man’s vehicle and attempted to block his exit, he remained inside his van along with his…
Tuesday, a day for the true cry heads out there.
As you know, the president of the United States and the former vice president of the United States very much want to fight each other. Now, they may also have a push-up contest to determine their comparative virility and mental fitness.
Back to back cry days? Unbelievable!
Monday: a surprise cry day, cry babies.
Why not cry it out over the long weekend?
“It feels like a jail, and they’re treating them like they’re in jail,” Joseph Kennedy III, a Democratic representative from Massachusetts, told the New York Times after visiting a detention facility in Clint, Texas. Kennedy was part of a congressional delegation that arrived in response to reports from investigators…
The lesser tabloid Life & Style is claiming that Jennifer Garner, Sofía Vergara, and Elizabeth Hurley are in talks to star in a Melania Trump biopic (“Coming Soon! Melania The Movie”)—and while the story is almost definitely fake, I very desperately want it to be real.
How are we all doing? On Thursday night, just a mere 24-hours after we did exactly this with 400 other Democratic presidential candidates, we have on the debate stage: Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Pete Buttigieg, Kamala Harris, Kirsten Gillibrand, Michael Bennett, Marianne Williamson, Eric Swalwell, Andrew Yang, John…
Beto O’Rourke answered his first question of the 2020 Democratic presidential primary debate in Spanish, which seemed to trouble Cory Booker. But why?