Thanks for spending some time with us tonight! Our editors have said we can stop now
But actually it’s just fine not remarkably good
My real friends
I am going to distance myself from my Splint colleagues here tonight and say that this speech is fine
Glad to see Joe Kennedy also over applies Glossier’s Balm Dotcom
The best part about the post-SOTU cable news analysis is when a bunch of dipshits fan fic what they would have said if they were president
Please stay with us as we liveblog the Democratic response, from Todd Democrat
I feel mighty.... happy that this speech is over!
Oh thank god it’s ending
Do people ever say no to appearing at the State of the Union to serve as props for a given administration?
Thanks Clio and Libby. Happy to give the Splint heads out there a little peek behind the curtain. The curtain that conceals your fave Splint writers’ fave snacks!
What SOTU snack are you enjoying? I am having a little ice cream and honestly it’s nice. Sound off in the comments about your snack. Are there comments? Who knows.
In many states in this country, people are forced to do harm reduction work illegally because the United States is largely allergic to humane drug policy. Fuck Trump’s platitudes about overdose deaths. People are suffering because our politicians let them:
Ah yes, more great work from Trump on opioids:
This is ICE
As Trump finishes up using MS-13 as cover for bigoted crackdown on all immigrants, I’m reminded of this, from The Nation:
If I were playing a drinking game I’d take a sip every time Trump says “any time in our country’s history” but I am not drinking tonight because I am on antibiotics thanks!
That last one was for all my baked bean heads out there
Roll that beautiful clean coal footage