i’m sorry do i know you?

i feel the same way about blue cheese and this is not too blue cheesy! honestly the hidden valley stuff reads more as ranch, in terms of flavor, and the crumbles melt and get real subtle

i think it’d work great!

I wanted to share my recipe for buffalo chicken dip (a modified version of a couple of different recipes I found online):

Thanks for spending some time with us tonight! Our editors have said we can stop now

But actually it’s just fine not remarkably good

My real friends

I am going to distance myself from my Splint colleagues here tonight and say that this speech is fine

Glad to see Joe Kennedy also over applies Glossier’s Balm Dotcom

The best part about the post-SOTU cable news analysis is when a bunch of dipshits fan fic what they would have said if they were president

Please stay with us as we liveblog the Democratic response, from Todd Democrat

I feel mighty.... happy that this speech is over!

Oh thank god it’s ending

More should!

Do people ever say no to appearing at the State of the Union to serve as props for a given administration?

Thanks Clio and Libby. Happy to give the Splint heads out there a little peek behind the curtain. The curtain that conceals your fave Splint writers’ fave snacks!

What SOTU snack are you enjoying? I am having a little ice cream and honestly it’s nice. Sound off in the comments about your snack. Are there comments? Who knows.

In many states in this country, people are forced to do harm reduction work illegally because the United States is largely allergic to humane drug policy. Fuck Trump’s platitudes about overdose deaths. People are suffering because our politicians let them:

Ah yes, more great work from Trump on opioids:

This is ICE