yes!! 

that’s the joke

it’s ok to be honest and say that i threatened your job ashley 

this is how we eat lunch every day 

why didn’t you tell us this earlier, zukka 

i am also 

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thank you for this disclosure. so few journalists have your integrity!!! 

i’m sorry do i know you?

i feel the same way about blue cheese and this is not too blue cheesy! honestly the hidden valley stuff reads more as ranch, in terms of flavor, and the crumbles melt and get real subtle

i think it’d work great!

I wanted to share my recipe for buffalo chicken dip (a modified version of a couple of different recipes I found online):

Thanks for spending some time with us tonight! Our editors have said we can stop now

But actually it’s just fine not remarkably good

My real friends

I am going to distance myself from my Splint colleagues here tonight and say that this speech is fine

Glad to see Joe Kennedy also over applies Glossier’s Balm Dotcom

The best part about the post-SOTU cable news analysis is when a bunch of dipshits fan fic what they would have said if they were president

Please stay with us as we liveblog the Democratic response, from Todd Democrat