I feel like I can translate this pretty well.

3.5 of 9

This is Porga!!

FIFY

Looks great. Love the art. And it’s already funded!

Yeah, like Apple does with every iPhone.

I mean really, can we get a Hard R rating on this and get some old timey sex with Fassbender action? I mean not that I want that sort of thing...

Michael Fassbender

That’s also the first thing I thought

Slowly but surely, they’ll turn into

Trend? Or plant invasion?

So it has begun.

Most loyal customer?

Least favourite option: the Kojima Roast.

I don’t know if that’s a joke, but it’s hilarious.

There is very little on this earth that makes me happier than Kate McKinnon’s Egon-ish hair.

Who will be the first misogynist asshole in the comments? Let’s find out!