I’ve been to a few presidential libraries. Yes they do have books and documents. But it doesn’t stop there. They have other memorabilia. For example, Nixon’s has the helicopter that he took off in after he resigned and his childhood home. It also has an amazing amount of Watergate information and you can listen to key…

Can we point out how dumb Dan’s friend is? How many packaging peanuts would he need to eat to get to one pound?

Why not both? The people who are looting are thugs and so is any cop/group of cops who were complicit in a “rough ride.”

I’ve been a geriatric nurse for ten years and seriously, elderly Christian white women are the MEANEST BITCHES ON THE PLANET.

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

So servers who don't go to church don't deserve tips? Sounds like Memaw needs a serious attitude adjustment.

Yeah, that was the only thing that made me grind my teeth. How do people identify with a political party that DOESNT WANT THEM TO EXIST??

I was really touched by most of this interview but the conservative thing left a bad taste in my mouth. Im glad he’s going to be able to be his true self, but i think his transition will have less hiccups due to a level of affluence that not all trans individuals possess. Identifying with a party that really doesn’t…

How about:

martin van buren. easy

Oh hey, cool, I didn’t need mascara today anyway.

I’m not a direct descendant, but I have an uncle several generations back who might be labelled a serial killer today. Not a huge body count—5 or 6—but respectable for the late 1800s.

The greatest insult you can give a fuckboi is telling him his dick game is weak.

I just came back from the gym and did 15 sets in around 35 minutes (get up from the machine, walk over to the water fountain, drink some, walk around for another minute and then do another set)? But I’ll also admit I wasn’t trying to really reach any new max lifts today, just needed to do my regularly scheduled hour…

Its just me...just me and my ganja. That episode is everything. Roseanne was the one show I related to.

How about full lips have always just been desirable? I don’t think women of color have the market cornered on this. This is why lip product was even invented.

Kourtney Kardashian is the best Kardashian. Unlike her sisters, she has a college degree, a little sense of humility and such a dry sense of humor. She also has Scott Disick. That guy is like a present in human form.

um hey I might need to meet your friend for, um, research purposes. Yes.

Yes there is! Several in fact!

...but it makes a sad noise so you know to go rescue it.