I have nothing for this woman; I think she’s a prostitute and not a nice person.

Tell me you punched her in the throat and got away clean?

That’s still a kid, Apologist. Please fuck off.

Except the George Zimmerman precedent says you can.

These dumb fucks think there’s a path forward for coal, for christ’s sake.

I hope internecine warfare breaks out among the siblings and one of them leaks Ivanka and Donald’s sex tape.

Can’t really have neo-feudalism without serfs.

[raises glass]

Can we please get it in a tote? I live for totes.

I will be having one of these.

I almost like it.

Not for nothing, but didn’t this pair run on a “Fuck Your Safe Spaces” platform? Like, entirely? Other than that, it was tantalizingly non-specific, but I remember this point was pretty firmly made. I mean, I think, right?

This:

goddammit, you beat me to it.

I always wonder why one has to redact the handle/address of the writer.

Being fair, being black is really dangerous. Far too dangerous for kids to try.

Alas, I have only one star to give.

I never have pockets.

It’s also hard to imagine what good will come of making a big point out of what is fundamentally, when taken as a single act, a petty offense against courtesy.