Did you just emerge from a 100-year slumber or years-long coma? If so, welcome back, hell is all around us! If not, you’re probably aware of everyone’s favorite new leftie congresswoman on the block: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Who said it first? We’ll never know. But a consensus is emerging: cancel the State of the Union already.
Taken in by an utter falsehood about how Puerto Rico was planning to misuse disaster relief funds, President Donald Trump reportedly wanted to starve the island even more than he ultimately did, saying he didn’t want them to have so much as a dollar and to funnel more funds to efforts in Texas and Florida.
By the grace of God, Axios got an exclusive, juicy taste of Chris Christie’s new book, Let Me Finish, an excerpt of which they published today.
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Dental hygiene enthusiast Beto O’Rourke is trying to raise his profile in all the ways that someone positioning for a 2020 run might. A presidential campaign (if not in 2020, perhaps in 2024) feels inevitable, if deeply misguided. What remains to be seen is what his “Fight Song”—the saccharine pop song Hillary Clinton…
Were America and MBS heavy petting after the big dance? Stay tuned.
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“Doing” his “job” “well.”
Ahead of Tuesday night’s wall-to-wall coverage of Donald Trump’s Oval Office address on immigration, CNN—which will also be broadcasting the speech live—got the chance to ask Democratic West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin if he’s “concerned the president will lie” on the TV.
As the partial government shutdown stretches into its third week without an end in sight, we were overdue for an outrage-baiting story about those being unfairly affected by the big dumb president’s insistence on a border wall. Twist! It’s prison guards confronted with inmates (checks notes) eating holiday meals.
It feels like it took me a lifetime to work my way through this bizarrely friendly piece up on Politico today about the guy who taught Donald Trump how to tweet, so now I must foist it on you.
By sheer force of personality and tireless journalistic pursuit of Truth, Fox News’ Sean Hannity landed a sit-down interview last night with First Lady Melania Trump. Even our president urged any old people up that late to tune in!
WHOA, so, get this: After that absolute shitshow of an Oval Office shouting match in front of reporters this afternoon between Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and President Donald Trump, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders still bent over backwards to call the meeting “constructive.”
Exactly one month after Donald Trump’s nemesis Jeff Sessions resigned as attorney general, the president announced Friday morning that he intends to nominate Willam Barr—a Republican corporate lawyer who formerly served as attorney general under George H.W. Bush—as his replacement.