I took Clomid while trying to make my spawn. That shit fucks with you so badly that although in theory I get why it would abused, I just can’t believe someone would willingly put themselves through that.

I think it’s also worth noting that Dana King spent 25+ years as an investigative journalist, so I’m not entirely sure how these employees wouldn’t get caught.

My husband and my mother cut my daughter’s together. The OB told them “it has the consistency of chicken!”

I meant the model!

My husband is bipolar - and I’m an emergency physician - and he is absolutely bipolar in a manic episode.

I’m a California emergency physician. A mental health welfare check is when there is reason to believe he will harm himself or another. Since he has been involuntarily admitted - which is HARD to do - he can no longer own certain weapons in California unless a judge deems him fit. It’s called a 5150.

You know, when I was in labor, the Subway across from the hospital gave my husband free food and I’ve come to find out that’s that location’s S.O.P., so I will never dump on Subway.

Actually his comment is doing the same as anyone’s.

Loophole for the future, (which is how my Mirena was free pre-Obama:) have your doctor tell your insurance company it is necessary to manage excessive menstruation.

This Pope actually seems more down with BC, because - shocker - BC prevents abortion.

I don’t like him or agreee with his tactics, but he is a doctor of psychology.

They really should have made Vince Staples cohost.

Counterpoint: remember how own Buffer went out to check the card with the officials? I think HE was the only one who noticed it was wrong. He’s also the one who approached the NYSAC guy after-the-fact. Buffer’s been at this awhile - it was NYSAC’s first rodeo.

That is the best comment I have ever seen on here.

Urologists check prostates because prostate issues affect your ability to urinate.

It was tongue-in-cheek about how the NFL treats violence against women.

Nah.

So, before her current career, my mom was a record industry manager.