In July I moved into my own apartment. In the grand scheme of life, this was a relatively big deal.

In the last women’s gymnastics event of the Rio Olympics, Simone Biles grabbed a gold medal in floor, while the captain of Team USA Aly Raisman took silver. They were followed by Great Britain’s Amy Tinkler who took bronze.

After, as everyone will remind you going forward, almost falling, Simone Biles ended up winning her first-non gold medal at the Olympics, grabbing a bronze in beam Monday behind Dutch gymnast Sanne Wevers, who got the gold, and her fellow teammate from the US, Laurie Hernandez, who earned silver.

Kara Brown is in Rio right now, and will be checking in periodically with on-the-ground coverage of the 2016 Summer Olympic games.

This is me, the captain, purposefully sailing it into an iceberg. I hope the death of all those aboard is speedy and painful.

Kara Brown is in Rio right now, and will be checking in periodically with on-the-ground coverage of the 2016 Summer Olympic games.

It has come to my attention, though frankly, I should have realized it earlier, that there’s probably plenty of high-quality literature out there from burgeoning feminists who’ve taken a Women’s Studies 101: Here’s the Difference Between You, a Man, Calling Me a Cunt and Me Calling Myself One class, on this website…

Kara Brown is in Rio right now, and will be checking in periodically with on-the-ground coverage of the 2016 Summer Olympic games.

Kara Brown is in Rio right now, and will be checking in periodically with on-the-ground coverage of the 2016 Summer Olympic games.

As practically promised, Katie Ledecky grabbed her second gold medal in Rio Tuesday night, narrowly beating out Sarah Sjöstrom, her only real rival in the 200 meter freestyle.

Kara Brown is in Rio right now, and will be checking in periodically with on-the-ground coverage of the 2016 Summer Olympic games.

Monday meant no medals for Katie Ledecky, but much preparing for the eventuality of them. She got first in the heats for the 200 meter freestyle early in the day (comparatively, if we care about only Americans, teammate Missy Franklin didn’t make it past the semis, much to the disappointment of NBC) and then, in the…

After her patriotic tweets inspired a nation to turn their eyes away from Michael Phelps’ fascinating decision to start cupping, Leslie Jones announced on Twitter on Monday that she would be flying down to Rio to get paid to share her brilliant thoughts with an even wider audience. This is a particularly nice turn of…

Kara is in Rio right now, and since my emails to her are bouncing back with a very cold out of office reply, you’ll all have to hear my commentary about this show you probably don’t watch, starting with: Cindy Crawford was in Sunday night’s episode?

Every Olympics has its stars, and one of this year’s is Katie Ledecky, the 19-year-old swimmer who limits her interviews, has decided not to go pro, and is considered an heir to Michael Phelps, with the potential to go down as one of the best Olympians of all time. Her stats are well-known now (along with Simone Biles…

It’s here, the most wonderful time of every four years! Join Jezebel and our friends at Deadspin for the incredibly expensive feat of programming that is the 2016 Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony. Will Katy Perry properly rise, parachute intact? We’ll find out.

The Opening Ceremony isn’t until Friday night, but the first event of the Rio 2016 Olympic Summer Games has begun! Sweden is playing South Africa in women’s soccer right now.

Another season of The Bachelorette has come to a close, and while the ending of this one wasn’t exactly surprising, the way the show’s producers tweaked the program to handle that non-surprise was, once again, more interesting than the alleged love connection formed.

Starz’s much lauded show The Girlfriend Experience (which was itself a sort of spin-off of Stephen Soderbergh’s film of the same name) will get a second season, but it’ll feature a whole new slew of faces and places.