Pssst...

No.

Oh, please don’t pull strings out of your cat’s butt in future. Apparently you need a vet to remove a trailing anus string, lest the string is wrapped up funny and you tug his little cat intestines into a knot.

Gotta keep feeding the PRIVATIZED prison system. They have friends that own stock in those companies, ya know.

Not quite sure why everyone

They are. When she wasn’t getting drunk with Scott she was out there fighting monsters and saving the Triforce.

Because I’m a lawyer and he is not, the judge spent 15 minutes yelling at me for being a liar when I filed for a protection order. He basically told me that women who lie about rape are right up there with actual rapists and murderers.

But it wins elections...

I don’t really understand why dumb trolling is the Thing now.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Yeah, but Torchwood is in England so he’s not wrong pointing out England is better equipped to research this. I mean HOW many times has a time traveling British alien saved the planet? WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

It’s literally also the same thing an abuser says to the abused 99% of the time.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Dana Schwartz is ahead of you:

I can’t wrap my head around Jill Stein. Not a smart person.

If you knew how much horse jizz costs, you’d know it wasn’t the good stuff

This was my concern, too, but it’s about becoming rejection-proof by *accepting* rejections as a part of life, not rejecting rejections.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

We’re all distraught over this, but don’t dole out spectacularly stupid advice. At the heart of this story is the omnipresence of cameras - and if you think that by storming in and assaulting a child bully at school is going to yield positive results in this day and age (nothing like when your badass mother did it),…