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I went to Chipotle the other day and they ran out of guac on the person right before me. The person ahead of me in line got the last motherfucking scoop of guac in the store. I was PISSED. What fucking Mexican(ish) restaurant runs out of guac? Assholes.

Somewhat related: in our early 20's, one of my friends dated a glass-blower (not a euphemism, dude blew glass at a head shop). He blew a glass dildo for her. You were supposed to fill it with warm water. It had a stopper at one end. It was quite psychedelic looking. I believe he offered to make more for her friends,

I have always been a finger application person. It works well for me.

I love this stuff. I hate wearing lots of foundation, but my skin tone is wonky, thanks to being sensitive, red-reactive and having mild rosacea. The CC cream really evens out my skin tone, and I like the texture better than the BB cream (although that stuff is great, too). I really struggle with a lot of the

Well. I made my husband a mangagement ring pressed out of organic, free-trade, homegrown lentils.

But they didn't go away! Then again, NIN still does shows like Coachella. Where does Korn tour?

Oh god, as if I didn't feel enough shame over my late '90's love of Korn, now this.

Another example of why we need a sarcasm font.

I am SO making our librarian order this book. I am right in the middle of a dystopian lit unit with my 8th graders. Who needs Farenheit 451 when you have the Jenner book?

I grew up on skim, so the texture of whole makes me gag. That being said, you can rip the carton of half and half for my coffee out of my cold, dead hands. That's the only animal milk I drink these days. I also struggle with large amounts of cows milk products, so I stick to mostly goat cheese and goat yogurt, full

Gray cardigans and/or sweaters. Seriously. I own five gray cardigans and four gray pullover sweaters. All different shades. (I KNOW!) All different materials, from cashmere to cotton. It's a ridiculous compulsion. I prefer gray over black. Oh wait, I also have a gray sweater-dress.

Gah! I can't tell if you are poking fun at me or not! Either way, I like it.

I am a middle school teacher in the Bay Area. I did my student teaching in a Title I district where something like 75% of the students are receiving free and reduced lunches. I now teach in one of the wealthiest bedroom communities of the Bay Area at a very large middle school (1000 6-8 graders). There are virtually

I have a shitty Bay Area commute but I always look forward to Kai's soothing voice during Marketwatch. Makes the afternoon commute a little sweeter.

The girls attended the local Lutheran school the next town over. I grew up about 5 minutes from Mundelein and I knew many kids who attended St. John's (the school) and it seems like it was like any other parochial school, minus the nuns. I understand your comparison, but unfortunately, I don't think we will find any

I am slightly ashamed to admit that if it weren't for Kanye, I wouldn't know how to pronounce Margiela.

That's next week's grammar lesson. This week, it's all about there, their and they're. I teach 6th grade.

The finale was sad and beautiful.

Okay, I am a Treme fan. I resent the comparison, unless you are only speaking about numbers. Totally different shows. I'm still sad. Antoine, I miss you!

So Girls is now a loss leader for HBO? Interesting.