I was at a store last week . . . I held onto my temper as I passed the pink handled hammers, the pink camo (WTF?) hunting gear, the pink hand weights, etc.

"For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, I will cleave only unto you, forsaking all others, as long as we both shall live."

Nigel's kinda in a rut now.

I love your last line with a passion that cannot be articulated.

Good, because I seem to be turning into them! :')

I funded college by working in construction jobs away from home. Every year my parents gave me a two week grace period to stop saying things like "please pass the fucking butter"

Who the fuck educated you? What the hell has contraception to do with the prevention of STD's?

So, by your math, if anything ever ends your relationship, you will never have sex again?

There is a measurable amount of protein in everything your body excretes. Yes, excretes.

How is this concept any different than picking the lobster you want boiled for you?

Can anyone explain to a Canadian why marriage is a state, not federal, issue?

It's like getting grilled cheese and tomato soup for lunch. It's a great treat, but if it happens everyday, it's just one more damned thing on the agenda.

Why in the ever loving hell have you not used your dismiss button for ms. P. P.?

I really, really want to womansplain how much worse a tubal ligation is.

Also, you could ensure you wash mould causing shit off your hands before touching your cheese.

Nope.

Thus speaketh a person who probably believes rational food choices include fungus grown in excrement.

You don't think you have . . . overreacted to a columnist calling out privilege? puhleaze! (Note: correct spelling of puhleaze indicates my level of white privilege).

Hey, girls? Yo mama dates a child molester and all, but I just can't deal, so y'all just survive the best you can, ok? I'll be back in 20 years to demand y'all take care of me, so it's not like I'm abandoning you or anything . . .

24 is not young enough to still be that self centred, she is an adult and should behave like one. What do you think her daughter will be like?