So now Will.i.am will sue her?

"Eldritch goes to Goth Festival". A likely story.

Well, I took it more as suggesting that both the President and his battle against homosexuality are remnants of a world that no longer exists. His implied infirmity is moral rather than physical.

Isn't "Everything tastes better in a bacon bowl!" the 11th commandment? If it isn't, then it should be.

Not sorcery, science. She died years ago and that's just an enbalmed corpse equipped with state-of-the-art animatronics. Just look at those dead glass eyes.

You can add Nate Wells to the list of people who have left ND recently.
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I just assumed they were referring to the late, great Barry White. I could march for Barry. It's harder to wrap one's heard around the concept of a Barry genocide though.

Looks like it's been up for a week and there's two thousand signatures. And I'm pretty sure we've passed the outrage peak by this point. Anyway, the homophobes lost this one even before it was announced. Even though the government is a majority owner in Itella, their official policy is not to participate in running…

Well, the marriage law is going through the phase of listening to experts, whatever that means in practice. And once that's done with, I sure hope we can focus on the sterilization. Which shouldn't be that hard, because I can't think of a single rational defence of the law. And I'm pretty sure the Bible makes no…

In defence of Finland, we have civil partnerships, and a majority of both the people and the parliament are in favour of a proper gay marriage. It's only a couple of people in positions of power that have torpedoed the law in the past. Perils of representative democracy and all that.

Hey, this is progress! From death sentence to 10 years in jail. Now if they'll just arrange a second secret retrial maybe he'll get off with some community service.

It's not like I have any research data to prove it, but I have a feeling most gamers rarely pay $50 for a game. Also, with most pay-to-play games $50 won't get you very far.

Well, summer is the best time to visit most countries, and Finland is no exception, so I would say June-August. Of course winter and autumn also have their charms, especially up north in Lapland, but if you're planning on staying in Southern Finland, then I'd definitely recommend the summer months. July is the most…

But OutKast is already confirmed. I wouldn't want Dre & Big Boi to be upstaged by the other two...

So, in your opinion, how many generations of children should suffer for the sins of the politicians who fucked over their forebears? Three, like they do in North Korea? Doesn't seem enough, does it? Five?

Well, no. Finland was attacked by the Soviet Union and received no support from anywhere except finally from Germany. When you have to choose between Stalin and Hitler, it's not like there's a right choice.

Maybe we should look into booking Lil Debbie instead?

Somehow we as a nation will survive this ordeal. Though I must admit things are looking mighty bleak right now.

Obvious April Fool is obvious.

Nah, Quantum Conundrum was a pretty great game, and more of a sequel to Portal than Portal 2.