Hey now, my parents paid in cas—

It read to me like regular english. I not hear accent. Racist you.

your second paragraph I think nails it, VW was the only ones dumb enough to think they could get away with it. Volvo and Mazda may even have suspected that VW was cheating the system but they weren’t about to try and do it themselves and they had no evidence other than effectively saying “If we can’t do it they must…

That depends on what you’re driving.

Call your physician for an erection lasting more than 50 exits.

Ok, so 5) is perfectly fine and isn’t really leaving the kids in the car.

It does not take long to figure out who has kids and who does not.

Colin Chapman must be spinning in his grave.

I’m disappointed that you find this all-but-overt declaration of war by Australia “Entertaining"

And they weren't slaughtered, they volunteered.

...Pavarotti, comin’ out their asses!

All of us must be off our game. I can’t believe how far down I had to scroll to find a Red October reference. Marko Ramius would not be pleased.

You arrogant ass. You’ve killed us!

Wow, I had to scroll down A LOT to find a red october post, but I found it. Thank you sir.

Russians don’t take a dump, son, without a plan.

No tea anybody? Hmmm..?

I would like to have seen Montana.

Bravo, you got to it before I did. For some reason I can’t hear the words “Russian sub” without that line running through my brain.

One ping only, please Vasily.

Yeah, they kinda suck.