The last issue of the Yankees magazine had a picture of CC Sabathia dressed as some character named "Paul Funyuns"

This guy is bringing out the torches and pitchfork.coms!

"I for one, disagree with Charles. We need to care about propriety in this country. I care. Whenever someone walks into my yard uninvited, I forcefully tell them to get off my propriety."

So glad you called out that virgin. He needs to go and bang someone already.

crispin out of the bottle is great, imo, if you like a less sweet cider

You can just rearrange the words of this headline to create a TV listing:

The bridesmaid in the first picture needs to take a more Proactiv approach to wedding preparation

This location has a menu item called the "Riley Cooper Chicken Wing Dinner". For 200 bucks, you get ten pieces of white meat chicken and ticket back to Africa.

Unnamed friend: "Hey, ese. You're making a big Mees-take"

He's the team limo driver saving money on costly name placards

The unseen reporter on the lefts attempt to literally "dangle the carrot" were thwarted when he realized Charlie Weis does not eat vegetables.

"Receipts, checks, the whole nine yards"

It appears that Squints has completely crossed the Feder-line

Wolf switched to office furniture after his sheeps clothing business resulted in too many suspicious customers

"At QB, I would suggest an adopted mutt with great speed."