I’m saving the free silver they gave me in the hopes that they will offer something else I actually want in the future.

Another Death Star? What’s the over/under on severed hands? Two? I hope something new happens in this one.

My experience with the PlayStation 4 was exceptionally nice. Greatness awaits.

Indeed! I have worked with Richard Borg, a fine fellow who is not at all the same person as Richard Berg. Neither of them are cyborgs, as far as I can tell.

Dark Tower, like the old board game Dungeon, was designed for you to take a path around the board to win. Like Dungeon, if you went the other way, you could beat everybody else and win first. Not a paragon of game design there.

I also owned both of those. My copy of CNA was autographed by designer Richard Berg: “Good luck.” That game required players to calculate fuel evaporation in the desert. The design ethos was: “Trucks won the war.”

Don’t be jealous.

Seems like “animation time” should be counted like “extra time” (or however that works) in soccer, so it doesn’t count against a player’s turn. Either way, that Nozdormu effect is definitely from the No Fun Zone.

Also seemed to be less Chris Berman than in previous years. Which is good for any event.

Do they think Leia’s first name is “Princess”? Still putting her in her place.

We’re celebrating our anniversary only with our special paid subscribers, because we hate the rest of our other customers.

Serena was a prissy prima donna who cheered for her opponent’s errors and complained when the crowd didn’t like her. She is not an American champion I am proud of.

Once upon a time, long ago, I was a crappy Pac Man player who hadn’t memorized a single route. I put my quarter on a machine (like you did) that some eight-year-old was playing. “Man, that shit’s going fast,” I said as I watched him. Somebody hollered, and he said, “Here, you wanna take over?” He was on level 30 or…

Those calls are still blown all the time, we just get two minutes of nothing happening while the umpires get another chance to screw it up.

This looks terrific! Hey, if the Nismo car runs great at Le Mans, you can believe everybody will be doing the front wheel drive thing real soon.

Goddammit, there is NO REPLACEMENT for Futura! They always pick something with every damned stroke width the same. Nobody knows about all the subtle touches in Futura.

Sic transit Futura for something that looks like everything else. This is a sad day for typography and advertising.

Are you saying you didn’t watch it all the way through and you’re calling it garbage? Because that surprised hamster thing is still funny.

This Sonic is mad as hell and it’s not gonna take it any more.