Can't we just get him one of these and turn the lights off to give them some privacy.

Dude. Fix that poor car.It’s never the question, how far can the car go if we ignore the basic maintenance

We can criticize this truck and the motives of its owner without threatening to vandalize it.

Are the pirates eating the tourists?

Thank you sir.

Hey Adam, maybe you should learn the definition of “unique”. Something either is unique or it is not. It can’t be kind of or very unique. Unique takes no qualifiers.

Hey Adam, maybe you should learn the definition of “unique”. Something either is unique or it is not. It can’t be kind of or very unique. Unique takes no qualifiers.

They want to force you to watch the video in their shit-tastic embedded video player.

video wank bullshit

Huh, what happened? I was just reading and settling in for an interesting article and then poof! Nothing else? I feel cheated.

I hear that Mar-a-Largo is looking for new business opportunities .

Well we need a new shithole to dump all our trash in. So the big question is: Alabama or Mississippi?

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THISISGOODFORBITCOIN! this realization can only make cryptocurrency more attractive to the shrewd cryptocapitalist! Ground floor. P2P upstream/downstream distributed ledger hash function block chain dapps. BLOCK CHAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

This last sentence is a life hack.

Three times? collect pro-tips, don’t offer them

And they’re spectacular.

Well that’s because these are natural melons.

This just in: person surprised when factors that normally lower fuel economy actually lower fuel economy. Even more so when combined.

Most of these people were probably on SNAP prior to the Amazon job realistically. It’s just emphasis that the amazon jobs aren’t helping remove people off of snap.