no idea who either of those people are (just looked them up), but I really thought this was Jon Lovitz at first and got very confused.

You’d think we would have heard about Russell Wilson being married to Dee Reynolds.

This list could consist entirely of New York Mets from 1996 to 2005. Benny Agbayani. Bernard Gilkey. Rey Ordonez. Todd Pratt. Kazuo Matsui. And so on.

What a shamefully sexist policy. All guys named Steve have to do is say how old they are.

“I don’t know if Trevor Seimian (I just had to Google his last name for correct spelling)”

uh...Chad?

Three Finger Brown and the subjects of Baseball’s Sad Lexicon are sad that you implied the 1998 Yankees set a record for single-season wins...the 1906 Cubs went 116-36.

I definitely like that you can submit multiple times with fewer than 25 teams. Hello, Ball State.

when will people (here, the ringer, anywhere) learn to tier and not rank?

I’m on board with your point as originally stated. Just making a joke about how much I hate the Yankees.

“as much as you being a Yankees Fan affects me being a Mets Fan.”

How can you possibly pick anything other than this?

The only times I ever watched Will & Grace I was consumed with white hot hatred of Karen’s voice and couldn’t pay attention to anything else. When Megan Mullaly showed up on Parks and Rec, I was terrified that I would hate her because of how impossible she was to listen to on Will & Grace. And lo and behold, she was…

well shit, why’d he kill himself then?

sorry...sorry, i’m trying to delete it

I read this as Roger Goodell. Twice.

“Jim, bottom Ley!”

Federer-Serena wouldn’t be close. But that doesn’t mean she’s not the greatest tennis player ever.

I guess I’m glad he got the triple anyway, but you’d think maybe in this case Wil should have considered taking the L.

I’m not above it.

Not surprised that UNC is trying to take the high road here; the Loh road was already occupied.

I’ve only had one major prank pulled on me, and it was one of the best things that’s ever happened to me. Six years ago, my friends convinced me that my senior thesis was due on April 13th rather than May 2nd. Fake letter from the math department with a very convincing explanation that they snuck into my locker. I…