I’ve seen the sun. And you, Kingsley, are

Somehow I managed to get Cowboys.

(8-8)

Pedant alert (It’s Maciej), but yeah he was another bizarrely great one.

One time on PC - I think it was NBA Live 2004, I decided on an experiment to create the most unstoppable player with the lowest possible overall rating. His name was Larry Zubrovnik, and he was 7’6”, 300 pounds, with 99 speed, quickness, dribbling, FG, 3PT, jumping, and Dunks...and 0 at everything else. He was like…

For some reason, my most common MVP was Jason Terry. I realized that it was eminently doable in draft mode to get a starting lineup of Jason Terry, Juan Dixon, Peja Stojakovic, Tyson Chandler, and Shaq. Terry and Dixon would full court press until they got a steal, then I’d either take off-ball control with Shaq and…

If I couldn’t get Peja Stojakovic, I’d plug in Jason Kapono and watch him rain from the skies.

I believe I once had a season in NBA Live 2005 in which Juan Dixon averaged a double-double in points...and steals.

Luke Ridnour was inexplicably amazing for me in NBA Live 2005 for Game Cube, and I will always be grateful to him for that.

more like ryne sandbag, am i right?

Holy cow, this is fantastic. Adding Hamilton to the already solid blue line of Giordano, Wideman, Brodie, and Russell...and I sure like the sound of Monahan, Gaudreau, Bennett, and Hamilton all 22 and under. Go Flames Go.

I wish they would just decide which ones to include already and stop being all wushu-washy about it.

I say peh-khan but pee-can pie as well. Not sure why.

Not gonna go into Thomas or the justice of this or anything, just want to say how mind-boggling it is to me (not being very familiar with law of this type) that a guy was sentenced to death in 1995 and is still alive. Those appeals really drag on forever, don’t they?

Pictured Above: Chinese phone book.

I didn’t even know we were calling it Big Bear!

Honestly if you have had the good fortunate to not know what a bae is I want you to remain in blissful ignorance. Godspeed! May you remain ignorant of this heinous word as long as you possibly can.

Why can’t LeBron just be player-coach? Unless they’ve outlawed it? Assistants can handle the off-the-court stuff and some substitutions when he is focused on playing, but there’s no reason he shouldn’t have final say over in game decisions.

“So why don’t you relegate your own unintelligible ass to the outfield, you unintelligible piece of fucking shit”

On the day before my fall semester of senior year of college (this was fall 2010, so original Four Loko was not yet illegal), my friends and I declared it Ocho Loko day and said we would all drink 2 23-oz. Four Lokos and then have our auction fantasy football draft. I drank three (Doce Loko!), nearly 70 ounces in…

I occasionally order an IPA because they score highly on my own personal beer ranking system. Then I remember that I do not like the taste of IPAs. My personal beer ranking system is a mathematical formula that goes as follows: