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I held off on getting Splatoon for about 2 months. I was certain Nintendo would screw it up... However, I finally caved and paid full price for it and it’s probably the best $60 I’ve spent in ages. I have friends (that don’t have a WiiU) trying to get me to play various other games , but I can’t. I always have to play…

Because. Downtown detroit has a footprint of less than 1 square mile. and this thing is contained in it. Imagine if you had a monorail that just ran around downtown LA. oh and then imagine that LA has been nuked, and you are living in a subterranean wasteland, thats Detroit and the DPM

Between this and the new Tesla charger, our technology is starting to get pretty...suggestive.

“Oh, yes... YES!” she screamed, as he continued to plug deep into her welcoming slot. They both could hear and feel the snapping sound as he twisted and thrusted again, going in so easily as the thrust before it...

what’s so wrong about casual sex? Why are we even having this discussion?

I have a pacemaker/defibrillator and when ever my device is interrogated by the sweet old lady at the cardiologist office she always mistakenly asks... Why did your heart rate jump on Tuesday night at 1130 pm... Then I have to tell her I was finishing up a date... She blushes every time. The joy of being 34 and a…

“If this all sounds like a must-have addition to your already impressive home theater setup, you’ll probably think the Cadent’s $250 price tag is almost too good to be true”

Short answer: they grew up.

Unless there is something really freaking weird about your dick (diseases, it’s been cut off, you’ve modified it grotesquely) we don’t give a shit. Is it there. Is it healthy. Does it work. That’s it. Quit worrying about your freaking dicks so much. The world doesn’t revolve around your dick, contrary to popular…

It’s a sad day when a relatively new and unknown company can pack more “innovation” in a year than Apple has been able to do in the past several. Step it up Cupertino.

YOU’RE ALIVE NOW

I think this is a really interesting way to go about character customization, but I can totally see why people might feel uncomfortable with it. I’ve known people who play exclusively male/female characters in games because it helps them deal with body dysmorphia issues and the like.

Airlines USED to struggle to break even. Now that they have all been cleared of their merger debt through bankruptcy, ransacked all the employee retirement accounts, slashed wages to 40% of where they were in the 1980’s, cut staffing, decreased competition through merger and hostile take over, started a secondary…

SEA-TAC is the 11th largest contributor to the United States’ GDP, at about $289 billion. The Portland area is the 20th largest, with another $164 billion. That’s a 1 in 10 chance of over $450 billion disappearing from the United States economy for what could be years.

Why on earth make it ruinous to break the law, why! Why. I'm stomping and everything.

I agree but he is smart enough to hire talented people who magically fart our rockets.

Not possible on California roads. Any follow space is instantly filled by a BMW.

The Train driver was Actually saving his life tbh