If this is the face of the next president I fucking give up. There will be no hope for this country.

True, but that film was basically a self-congratulatory piece of shit featuring an all-white cast.

THE BEST LOOKS ARE RASHIDA AND ANNE ANKA. ALSO, I LOVE ALL THE PANTS.

Holy shit that is really Monica Lewinsky?!?!?! She looks amazing!!!! I would have never guessed.

That's why science should be exclusively invoked as a descriptive verb, rather than an authoritative noun. Science is a process and a way of thinking.

Race, sex, and gender are cultural constructs and not universally defined.

You know what? This year, the Academy turned its nose up at movies that people actually went out and saw, and awarded itself for making a movie about itself. I'm sure the late and wonderful Elaine Stritch and Joan Rivers would have gladly pointed out the navel-gazing bullshit of the academy and told it to go fuck…

My cat is NOT fucking solar powered. He hangs out in the closet all day on cat business to come out at night, sit on my computer, and then when we go to bed he howls at us when we move in our sleep, sticks his paws in our mouths, and tries to sit on our heads. I wish he was solar powered. I wish I wish I wish.

Four.

Anthropologists have been saying this for years. And yes, they are scientists too!

Awesome, he can go fuck a pie!

Best dressed.

HOLY FUCK BALLS I WISH I COULD PULL THIS OFF, BUT SADLY I WOULD LOOK LIKE A SHRUNKEN, PASTY ELF.

Swifty is clearly a spy working for the government and eliminating undesirable such as the former French minister of finance!

I don't, but it's more because I'm an out-of-touch-fuddy-duddy than because of anything else.

You know what? I fucking love covers like this. Good for you Malkmus!

You may find this piece on a society in which children have many fathers interesting.

I do live in Georgia, but not in Loganville (thank fucking God). Someone posted a video about this on their facebook page and I, having a similar LOLZWTF NO WAY that you did, did a little more digging. He exists. And he wants Georgia to take the lead on banning glow in the dark humans. And he will spend tax payer…

I always knew that the general idea about gendered sexual behavior was a load of misogynist, woman-controlling crap (even before I became an anthropologist).

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!