Your article’s tone seems a bit over the top.

Also, the reason people can’t imagine their 12 year old plotting a vicious murder with a co-conspirator is because most 12 year olds (virtually all, really) don’t fucking do that.

This should be the Jeopardy answer/question:

100% Team Stripper.

You definitely aren’t alone on the employment thing. I have a couple of friends in their 40s who either lost or left their jobs and are having difficulty getting a new one. These are well-educated, experienced, professional people... But having a hard time competing with millennials who will work long hours for less…

Did you read it? Because the whole thing doesn’t make a lick of sense, questioning quotations is like moving deck chairs on the Titanic.

Thank you. I’ve been really sick for the last three days and reading this made me think I might be having a stroke. WTF?

It’s a perfectly cromulent plan.

Fake Nose! Sad!

Same. It’s puzzling and problematic.

This piece is horribly written. Check out the linked Chicago Tribune story to actually understand it— it’s more of an embarrassing anecdote than anything salacious.

I really don’t get this.

The fuck?

I honestly don’t understand. I’m under 60, live in Los Angeles, have been a punk and a headbanger, love the sun, hate the cold, and live for the movies, but I loved The Prairie Home Companion and all the stories about Lake Wobegon. I loved the radio shows, the noir adventures, the bizarre stories that never ended up…

i honestly never understood his show

Seriously! There’s a lot of people in these comments saying this is body shaming but if some asshole spits in my face (or anyone else’s) then takes his pants off, he absolutely deserves to have a crowd loudly mock his baby dick. Some of us are trying to have a society over here, he forfeits the benefit of the doubt…

In a profile published by New York Magazine’s culture vertical Vulture 

You know, reading through again I think you have no idea what is legal or illegal. Budging into line? Illegal, if you touch anybody or make anybody reasonably sure you would touch them. Eating coworker’s food? Illegal, that’s theft. Berate an underling? Possibly illegal, depending on what you do.

It is ABSOLUTELY illegal to trip a 5 year old. What the hell are you talking about?

It isn’t illegal for me to trip a five year old and scream “asshole” in their face.