Ugh, my dad was like that with the cell phone because for the longest time, he paid my cell phone bill. At the time, I was working in Help Desk, where I'm on the phone all damn day, and cannot answer my cell when it rings. After the last argument about it, I called Sprint, cancelled my line, and moved on to my…

Can I not have mostly naked people around my food? Kthxbai.

The day I decided to move out sticks out in my head quite vividly. Mainly, my mom screaming at me that I couldn't possibly make it on my own because I was an idiot and I needed her help all the time.

Mine nearly had to be put down; I posted a long story about it on it's own comment to this article.

Oh look, story time again:

It could also be a obligated-mom problem where mom just does all the stuff anyway without asking the kid(s) if they need stuff done because parent-child relationship.

Anecdotally, nope. M. Kahlan is awesome with chores. We work the same hours so we do an equal amount of chores at home. Although, I get stuck with more of the cleaning shit and he gets to do all the fixing shit. That's only because I was never taught how to fix stuff (caulk, grout, patch holes, electrical wiring,…

Or insisted that you did it all wrong anyway and that she would just have to fix it herself after you messed it up ...

AGH! Are we secretly cousins? My mother is exactly like this; I was 8 when I started helping with everything around the house. Then when I wanted to move out at 19, she tried to keep me at home and wanted to do everything for me after that.

But ... but, THEON. WE SAW HIS WIENER!

Couldn't resist posting giant picture of Doge.

This sounds like my husband and his brother ... my husband is the one that doubts everything.

Me too. :)

Story time that is only tangentially related that boys-wearing-dresses made me think of:

Ugh, fuck that doctor!

Especially that word choice of "devilishly hard to study". Seriously? Are they really that hard to study? My gyno looks at my cervix once a year with a nifty magnifying lamp, I don't think it's that fucking hard.

Ugh, this too!

SO many gynos have said this to me!

I know your pain on a lesser level. I've been able to use tampons, but a penis of average girth is just difficult to deal with. Thankfully, my husband has been incredibly understanding and incredibly helpful.

How? Just ... how? How does one get their normal-sized breasts to not look flat-chested without a bra? I would look SO flat in that dress and Bey is killing it!