I think driving is a pretty big part of being into cars.

Fuck you, leave.

fuck you, leave

Choco Taco, much like the Klondike Bar itself, has been getting smaller and more crappy for like 15+ years now. The last time I had a Choco Taco, it didn’t even have a crunch to it, the ‘taco shell’ part was soggy and paste like.

Buick, Benz, Audi, Subaru, Volkswagen, BMW, Mazda can all help you with that as well. Also, hatchbacks still exist ;)

Let’s make one thing clear: SUVs / CUVs are useless. If you fancy a CUV, buy a station wagon. If you need an SUV, buy a minivan. My favorite mundane vehicle so far is my 2010 Honda Odyssey. It starts up no matter what, hauls ass with the 3.5 litre V6 (VTEC YO!), rides like a Benz on air, and I can throw two dirt bikes…

Not Ace Ventura, Butt-Head (with a very apt Jim Jordan Beavis as well).

The drone thing is an amusing idea, but a liability nightmare. As for HUDs, I’m surprised navigation apps having a ‘HUD mode’ isn’t already a thing... Dash mount the phone at the right angle to reflect off the windshield, add a patch of reflective window tint film in the right spot, and you’ve got the conditions for a…

Thank you!!!! I have written volumes about how ungainly and disjointed the C8 styling is. The unfortunate side-effect of the bad design strategy, is that the whole car ends up looking cheap. 

Somebody once told me that if it’s rare that just means nobody wanted it to start with. 

At least Porsches are much easier to figure out which ones are rare. Anything with a GT anthing, R or Spyder in the name is rare. All others not so much and that includes S’s and GTS’s. This is from one who has an S. Much nicer than a base but not rare. There are exceptions of course since Porsche will let you spec a…

“Absolutely nothing. Let me explain. I have owned my GT since 2008. The only things I’ve done to it are lowering springs, wheels/tires, and exhaust. Very basic stuff that transformed the looks and sound.”

Why anyone overpaying for the Stingray was dumb

I make sure that the salesperson has to go into the back office for 7-10 minutes* to argue with their manager, who won’t like the deal I’m getting, but the salesperson really wants to make the sale, damnit!

“Can somebody help me? I can’t figure out if my shorts are too big or my pants are too small!”

A movie I want to see less than Love and Thunder. 

Posts photos of her kids with guns. Not many of them with books I would bet. 

Congratulations Republicans!

Forget the flying bit. That’d be a pretty sweet houseboat on its own.

I’d love to know what Stubbs was up to while he spent all that time not dusting Bernard.