I’m not an evil person.

True. And in so many categories!

Every time I saw a notification about this, I thought “I don’t remember a black guy on Cheers, at least not for more than one episode.”

Soon Musk is just gonna take the problem of the declining birth rate into his own hands. He is going to start an *Earth colony” and everyone that can have his baby will. Every Musk child will go through a special Musk academy to learn about the world and most importantly Musk. 

Everything this man does is cringe

When I was 16 I got in an argument with a rich boomer at a car show who insisted that he added 2 cylinders to his Viper to make it a V12. It was a late 90s/early 2000s GTS with the clamshell hood, which was popped, and the engine was clearly visible as being just a stock-looking Viper V10. I thought he was joking at…

I’ve been to 2 real car shows. Weird things are:

1989-90 time frame, my buddy Alex and I skip work to go to the Philadelphia Auto Show on a Tuesday afternoon. As expected, the place is pretty much empty except for a few guys in suits, a couple of models and a hand full of senior citizens wandering around.

We were at the Vancouver Auto Show in 1990. Mercedes was showing off the about-to-go-on-sale W140 S500. I remember a couple of things from the booth.

I know what, I got No lowballers

“If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”

“Flat heads are far superior to any other design.” WTF?!!?

Worst dealership experience? I worked for one for almost 12 years (internet sales, then an upper management position in the internet/tech team).

“Firing guns into the air is a Fourth of July tradition for some people and there’s speculation the cops were injured by “ricochet from celebratory gunfire.””

We have lost the right to call ourselves a civilization.  Jesus Fucking Christ.

You missed the best Akira Toriyama automotive illustration, which was the result of his collaboration with McLaren during the height of the McLaren-Honda era:

You sure are eager to defend the pedophile

Is it as good as the original TGA (with Foust, Ferrara and Rutledge)?  I loved how those guys played with 1980s vehicles.

Lost any interest when I saw MotorTrend+.

A huge pile of horse sh1t... what an appropriate commentary on fashion shows! I am sure this would be Mugatu’s reaction to it:

What’s especially funny is that you can put a special bag on the horse’s rear end to catch the poop! It’s done all the time for carriage rides, etc. Can’t believe nobody thought of that!