In my morning deep internet dive, I began with the best cast members of The Opposition: Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp. The duo had me hooked months ago on their Funny or Die series “Ivanka and Jared.”
How many others of us are reading Groupthink or Gawker, etc. while on the toilet?
What the medication commercials’ winsome women looking out of rainy windows DON’T tell you is eventually that pill will stop working or working as well as you need. Then, change must come.
FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!!!!!
I’m downtown. I don’t want to be in this cab. I love downtown and love public transit. I don’t want to feel bad for staying out and talking with coworkers. I wanted to take positivity of marriage and partnership and emerge stronger and CONQUER.
Total secret because we're besties right?
Hey folks. Long time no talk but it's been because WORKING!
Her pain is over. Ours continues. Husband left for his work home a little while ago. I'm going to play "Binding of Isaac" while my puppy man chews on a hock bone and the other cats look at me confused. Check your pet's chest and armpits for lumps or inflamed lymph nodes.
Husband is curled next to where Madison is sleeping/hiding. He's snoring.
She's resting on my hand. Her breath rate has increased over the weeks as well as the swelling on her left side. We got an appetite stimulant from the vet which is helped her physically and kept her hydration level up.
TMI WARNING: Poop
A: I know their dj and they're awesome female comedians/performers out of Chicago
After cancercat's rediagnosis yesterday, I stayed up working on my Halloween costume for the party I've been planning on going to for the past few weeks. It's supposed to be at a person's home who had a party last week that I was invited to but was told that it was costumed when in fact IT WAS NOT. Luckily, I was only…
ETA: Yup. It has spread to her lungs. Her heart and breath rate is actually fine and the local vet (3-4 blocks away) actually told me what a dangerous rate was so I can look out for that. She hasn't lost much weight and the suture reaction limp sumps on her chest are just that. But yeah. The bad news from the chest…
It's been over a year since my husband and I lived in the same home.
Tweeted "When did the Young Republicans change their name to #Gamersgate?"
So of course the nuKinja 3.7 sucks balls. Oh, and veterinary bills suck ass as well (worse than balls, unless you're into that sort of thing).
Mary Engelbreit, artist of every calendar and notepad my mom has ever owned, was outraged at the treatment of Michael Brown and responded by creating the above image. All sales of the print (10k as of me writing this) are going to the Michael Brown Jr. fund.
You might not have been here in the pre Rebecca Rose, full on Burt time but she'd post the Fuck It Friday posts at the perfect time for me so I'd try to post a GIF in reply to each person (because it sucks to not get replies). Since the change, I haven't been doing that and now with NO COMMENT GIFS AT ALL, I feel we…