Something I’d like to say to both Pat and the fans who are rude to him about the completion of Doors of Stone: I am personally indignant when I read people’s horribly rude remarks to you about this. It gives your fans a bad name. I liken it to walking up to a woman with two beautiful, perfect children and saying…

Hi Pat. I have had the great pleasure of meeting you at a book signing in St. Louis last fall. I had something witty and endearing planned out to say to you so that you’d recognize we should be best friends, but when I approached your table all I could do was giggle and flap my hands. How does it feel, knowing that…