Hello and welcome to another Tuesday in the world, everyone, where we most likely pass unseen through the scruffy random of the day.
Hello and welcome to another fun-filled Monday, neighbors! I am sure you are all as thrilled to rise to the occasion as I am.
kitties err, kiddies of teh ’Noiseness. Happy Friday to you. The weekend is nigh upon us, in which we hopefully get to do some of... well, whatever we want to do. Except some of us have weird-ending weeks, in which case... oooh, what’s this shiny thing???
Hello and welcome to Thursday, ’Noisers. Just a little further to climb before we can escape to the weekend.
Hullo and Happy Humpness, one and everyone. Hope you got all the whatever sweet things you needed out of yesterday.
Hullo and Happy Traumatizing Distribution Of Cutesy Greeting Cards But Hey Chocolate Day. Hope you little angels are spreading all the love.
Hey there, peeps. Looks like another week has come for us. Hope y’all are prepared to dodge the worst of it.
Heeeeeeeeeeeey, Happy Friday, everybody. Just hold on a little longer and the weekend will be here.
Yo whassup, happy Thursday, y’all sweet thangs. It’s almost time to get all gussied up for a delicious weekend.
Hello and happy hump day, one and everyone. Hope the week so far hasn’t curbed your hopes for a good end to it. Me, I’m just trying not to lose it and go play in traffic.
Hello, hello, and welcome to another day in the world with your imaginary friends here on them internetz.
Hello and happy Monday once again, people. Hope your path this week is clear and bright.
Hey, howdy ho, peeps. It’s all Friday and stuff. Whooooooooooo!!!!
Ohai, everbuddy. Happy groundhog day. Hope the shadows are not falling too long on your week so far.
Hello and happy Hump Day, everybody. We’ve knocked down a twelfth[ish] of the year already - seems like we’re moving at the speed of light here. Hope all your little widgets remain in good working order.
Wait, what? It’s the last day of January already? What the...? Seriously?
Hello and welcome to another Monday, folks. Hope y’all got a little monkeying around done this weekend and are ready to come out into the week swinging.
HALLO and Happy Friday, O ’Noisers. Hope you are reading me loud and clear.