I already spend money on things I enjoy. On the dog laying next to me getting her belly rubbed. On going out to dinner. On going to see a movie or a play. On a trip to visit friends in New York next weekend. On a trip to Spain last fall and one to Scotland this year. I donate to charity monthly (that actually would…

There are a million ways to save money. Not buying lottery tickets is no better or worse than most of them. You can save money not buying your lunch. Or coffee. Or going to a matinee. Not taking a vacation. Clipping coupons.

Is the rabies vaccine the reason why my cat is non verbal and fixated on shiny things?

It's basically "Democrats elected a black President therefore Republicans aren't racist."

I’m also a big fan of “You had a black president, so we’re square-sy” argument. 

This is a continuation of the ongoing GOP narrative that modern day MLK would be a conservative republican.

How the fuck did we ever reach this point?

I personally think it’s not really a golf course unless it has at least one windmill, as well as a big plaster clown head where you win a lollipop if you successfully launch the ball into its mouth. 

That’s my prediction. He will resign at absolutely the worst time possible.

What will happen if when he loses in 2020 and doesn’t accept the results? Who knows!

I’m not watching that video, but for those of you who also cannot tolerate the sound of his voice, here’s the awesome additional context:

To be honest, I’m not sure if the one about windmills is worse than this one. It’s just a complete rejection of the reality surrounding him.

Anyone who doesn’t already know this has never had a McJob. I did 4 years at McD’s in the small town where I grew up and the things I heard about and from people I know VERY well would kill you stone dead. 

lol why does this obvious shit just never occur to people

Fried pickles are fucking delicious. I assume fried Oreos aren’t bad either.

I think people take the “you” in the headline a little too personally.

You’re still missing the point.