For what it’s worth, up here in Toronto it’s the same. Egg rolls are distinctly thicker and more pastry like, where as spring rolls are the lighter, flakier variety. You can get both at basically any Chinese restaurant here, but I didn’t realize they weren’t a thing elsewhere.

This is good Kinja. Or at least... what’s left of it.

It just turns into a screaming match.

Or Furbies. Or Tickle Me Elmo. That shit got serious.

Don’t forget Long Beach formal

I was 13. We went with rainbow sprinkle Betty Crocker cake mix. We did clarify the butter ourselves though, on a hot plate in my buddy’s shed over about 12 hours. Which today probably would have won us the damn science fair. Unfortunately, it was the early 2000s. 13 year old K1dd also got very, very high for the next…

I meant the seasonal Raspberry Creme milk that the “bar” produces, as per the article.

Chambord is better off in the seasonal Raspberry Creme variety.

Haha! Essentially! That would be a Barney movie I would pay to see.

Right?

Man, I live in downtown Toronto. We have not one, but TWO frickin’ Chinatowns. I make my best effort to facsimilate various Chinese recipes with some regularity. There are even certain ingredients I will ONLY buy at a Chinese grocery. However, Chinese cooking wine is something I have simply never delved into. I always…

Well we love YOU Allison. And yes, you have my solemn pledge that I will run my dirty little mouth till it don’t run no more ;)

Jesus. That didn’t work for me. Tried and failed I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fun Fact: Great Hill Partners, and every private equity venture capitalism firm like them, are the scourge of investigative journalism.

I’m gonna play the “pine for my favourite news outlet that got shuttered and buried by greedy, soulless venture capitalists” game. I believe it’s called “Kinja 3: Revenge of Great Hill Partners”.

Bingo. Hulk Hogan always wins I guess.

That is a solid yes from me Arnheim. Your comments and our occasional back and forths have been one of my favorite things about this damn site.

Ya this is pretty sad. Gawker/Fusion/Splinter has been my go to news and comment source for years. I can’t believe management didn’t even let them do a farewell post.