Never date a man who won’t buy you tampons. My ex would buy me tampons, ginger ale, bananas and flowers when I would have the nerve to be violently menstruating on our weekends together. We were long distance loves....oh, God. I miss him.

I loved it. I am also a Sam Waterson fetishist and a devotee of shows/movies where Old People have sex but even taking those facts out of the picture, I loved it.

In my experience, men require less friendship maintenance. My best guy friend from high school, for instance. We’re close family friends, went to different high schools and colleges. He lives in Hawaii, I’m on the east coast. We talk a few times a year, I haven’t seen him IRL in 3...Boom! He asked me to be a…

Kara....but but but I WANT to read your memoir! I’ve referenced you by name to my mother and she was all like “ Da fuq...?!” but then she started reading “Shade Court” and well...

I’m sick and sitting in a bathtub and you made me laugh out loud and now my chest hurts again. De-friended.

Hell if I know. I feel so used now.

Eddie Huang retweeted and favorited a bunch of my tweets after I tweeted about him schooling old boy—Kevin?— on Entertainment Tonight. People then started asking ME questions about the interview and Eddie would re tweet and fave. For 15 or so minutes, I was the Black, female spokesperson for “Fresh Off the Boat.”

I was at my zenith around eight years old. I knew what I liked and damnit, it was men who disrupted gender norms.

I feel you. IDGAF about the short stature. I'm pretty little myself. I played Prince in a ridiculous lip-sync show at a resort in a past life. I just made sex eyes at whoever was in the front row and called it a day.

Woooooo! Sweet Jesus. I just squealed audibly at my desk.

I have found Prince weirdly sexy since I was a little girl. Much in the same way David Bowie gave me the tingles in the Labyrinth.

I was SCREAMING by the end of that episode. Woooo! That was a good one.

That is sincerely, ummm, not good.

I'm with you, in general. That's the answer for reasonable people. For people without an overdeveloped understanding of nuance. My grandmother is sneaky. You would not believe what it took for us to make her to stop eating the foods that FUCK HER UP. She knows eating tomatoes won't "technically" kill her so she would…

Here's a second from someone who's grandmother values accuracy and will tell any server, cashier, food service employee about the nature of her diverticulitis. I have begged her to just say she's allergic and spare the details.

I didn't know who or what that was but damnit, I LIKE IT!

My mother is also of the "pretty great boobs" club. 57 with un-saggy D's. She can flex her pecs like Terry Crews and everything.

you should try out Nicole's order— you'll dig a wet cappuccino. I was a banging barista back in the day.

Those frames also come in regular glasses. The eyes are much less round but the arms are the same. My mother has them and she is pretty solidly fantastic.

Actually HIPAA applies to doctors, pharmacists, social workers and anyone else dealing with a client's health information. I work a family services agency in a video production capacity and I'm running into a huge HIPAA wall while working with our under-18 set.