Today the Juiceman would get $120 million in venture capital and no pushback until he’d spent every last moronic penny creating networked space travel quality pouch squeezers.

This Cook guy sounds like a real piece of shit.

Well THAT lil’ oversight will haunt her for the rest of her life.

Unfortunately, I think this is the most accurate response here yet.

So when The Flash becomes corrupted with evil he turns into Ezra Miller?

The bible says a lot more about money than simply “Love of money is the root of all evil” and not a single verse should please a capatalist.

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Surprised to see TD Jakes portrayed so positively in this article. I always assumed he was just another megachurch pastor conman.

Seriously, what the fuck? I totally expected AV Club to be all over that?

Well...great start I guess, but how much junk can it actually clear? I presume there’s a team on the ground guiding it to targets.

I agree - there was a good 10-minute stretch halfway through the movie where Paul Rudd’s head was just super-imposed on part of an episode of Sanford & Son. It didn’t even make sense for Ant Man to fake a heart attack. 

I agree that anything other than a Hellboy III just feels like a waste of time. But I’m even more frustrated that they’ve tapped one-half of the duo behind fucking Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance to do this shit. Ugh.

I would totally watch Perlman or even Harbour in character introducing horror movies on TCM, smoking cigars and drinking Tecate in a mockup of his BRPD quarters. “Yep, it’s The Devil Rides Out, with Christopher Lee fighting Satan worshippers in Jazz Age England, reminds me of a case I worked in Dorset back in early…

So if the worst seats on planes are the safest, guess it's time to only fly on Spirit.

There was that incident a few years ago of a lane landing super nose up and a poor woman being killed by being ejected out the back. 

“These oddities would make a little more sense if (and only if) he was one of those anti-zoo activists who believe animals outside their natural habitats are in danger.”

There is no way to increase rigidity by removing material. What you’re describing only works if you start with a much thicker plate. You could potentially machine it down to the original weight and end up stiffer. This would be orders of magnitude more expensive than just spot welding hat channel to the back of the…

Stainless just doesn’t look good as body panels, unless you’ve been huffing stainless welding fumes.

Tall greenhouse, low body, God how I miss this proportion. Beautiful in our current world of angry faced gun slit windowed assault on the senses appliances that pass themselves off as cars.

"Did somebody say piss?"