Soylent Green is definitely made out of people! You tell everybody. Listen to me. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people!

Pretty sure a majority of the world doesn't speak Mandarin...

Umm... well, on the one hand, yes, that is what I meant. ...But, on the other hand, that other definitely appears to work very fine too, so... I'm okay with either.

Clearly trolling. ...Well, I'd hoped it was clear, apparently it wasn't.

Technically speaking, the standard unit of measurement for mass is the kilogram not the gram...

Look, I realize it gets a little confusing when the "animal" is completely able to consent to it being used as food (side note: is semen vegan?), but... I'm sorry, there's just no way in hell eating people is vegan.

According to The Weather Network, the minimum temperature on January 2 2014 was -42.4 °C.
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/histor…

Two litre of cola?

Yeah... I'm definitely the dickhead here.

You forgot hot dogs, fast food, and really all processed foods in the "surprise, all of you are already eating insects!" asterisk...

We'll find a way to stop you! We have to!

Yeah... I was making the point that all degrees in Fahrenheit aren't 0.8° away from their equivalent in Celsius... not that you said something incorrect that you didn't say... sorry you must have missed that. Maybe your reading comprehension skills just aren't quite as high as your lofty sense of superiority.

If it was in Canada, it was Celsius because Fahrenheit doesn't exist here. Also, exchange rates, 1 dollar in the US isn't 1 dollar here, so why would a temperature there be the same as a temperature here? Canada's actually about 10 degrees (Celsius, obviously) colder than the equivalent American temperature (though…

It's a blog from the future with a global audience, thank you very much!

Yeah... I can read (it says it in the article), so I'm aware those very specific temperatures are almost the same, but that's not a fact of Celsius compared to Fahrenheit, that's just a coincidence. 41°C does not equal 42°F, so just point out that these two temperatures are almost the same is actually pretty…

The article also says it (I can read). And it turns into something about Americans because Fahrenheit is stupid and the rest of us in the world are using Celsius (or Kelvin), and we'd really prefer if you'd join us, but you're too stubborn to, so... that's how it turns into something about Americans. And because the…

So 42°F of 41.1°C? I mean, that would make sense... if the Fahrenheit scale made sense, but it doesn't, so... No logical converting for you!

If you aren't changing your own past, what do you do when you meet yourself? These are your options: http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clo…

If it was in Northern Ontario, I can assure you it wasn't -42°F.

I'd say there's enough evidence... http://whoisdoctorwho.co.uk/