God forbid you just have a nice girl and a nice guy learn that they both like each other and then be in love. No, no, all girls must be presented with two guys who love them, and she has to choose (probably more than once) between them! That's how romance works!!

I think you could merge The Hunger Games and Twilight together, and consider the former a successful next entry in the genre the latter started. Both star female heroines with boring, expressionless faces being thrust into violent worlds... and love triangles.

Is it really food, though? I mean... there are a lot of things you could eat, and would provide some amount of nourishment, but we don't consider them "food". We didn't know fried food had cigarette-cancer-causing properties, maybe we'll discover that second-hand frying is just as bad as second-hand smoke. Hell, I…

Time to put the 500% tax that's on cigarettes* on fried foods?

Given how little 11 aged over 200 years, how much HurtDoc has, and how long an infinite war through all of reality could have lasted... The War Doctor could have lasted thousands of years, maybe millions.

So this whole "article" is basically just a multi-paragraph excuse to shit on this guy, right?

I don't know, he was already butt-pregnant once...

I don't know if anyone else noticed the URL for this article, I assume the URL is from the original article title which were guesses at future swearing, so, here would be those guesses:

Toronto-Dominion, not Toronto Deposit... not sure where that came from.

I, uh... I misread that as "Man Forgets About Buying $27 Million of Bitcoin, Is Now Worth About $1 Million"... kinda completely flipped this article on its head.

Junk, heads [except that is in there, whoops], anything on a lady.

Junk, heads [except that is in there, whoops], anything on a lady.

I can't help but think there are one or two or three—but mainly one—area this post did not touch on...

I can't help but think there are one or two or three—but mainly one—area this post did not touch on...

Covets... until they lose their trademark.

4D, 8D, 9D, and 11D...

No, because it's still essentially 100% chicken.

Well it's got Hackman, so it must be Donner, but... it doesn't make sense, so let's assume it's Lester.

Not that I know of (though I haven't been following the story too closely), but one would hope they could assume they weren't, because obviously that is the deciding factor here.

Umm... what is US police services doing in Canada? We didn't legally give them the right to enter Canada and operate here as police except exempt from any of our laws or regulations until... this year? If not this year, then definitely next year, our government really loves bending over to the Americans, so if we…

Same reason seizing foreign assets is really, really hard. Getting the guy is easy enough, getting his stuff when it's not in the country should be difficult.

That was probably the funniest, best comment I've ever read on Gizmodo.