ok. Not cool. I also get sleep paralysis; not so much now, but I used to get them pretty regularly, and your story is freakishly similar to what I've experienced before.

interpreted as: "Bitch, don't come for me."

:(

It's called "empathy."

Did you even read the whole thing? there should have been a point right in the middle of this piece where "this is a bit of the reach" would have turned into "you know what? She's right - this IS f*cked up."

it must be exhausting to be you.

I'm sure you meant "mega-BAE Jesse Williams". You are forgiven.

Not a T Swift fan AT ALL, but that bit about her fan blogs had me crying with laughter.

MAN. Thank you so much for sharing this - PHENOMENAL. I watched for the first time early this Saturday morning and this brings up some complex feels in me that I could never express with words.

Can Future go away? He ruins every song he gets on! I want so badly to love Tamar Braxton's single "Let Me Know" but as soon as the beat drops, his warbling-baby-dinosaur-auto-tune comes in, and I get so viscerally enraged that I kinda scare myself.

that was awesome.

I don't hate it.

This is freaking fascinating. I cannot stop staring. The lips, nose, & I'm leaning towards eyebrow-area and chin...but the lips and nose for sure...

"aggressively whimsical" - that's awesome. I will be chuckling about this throughout my day. I'm going to try to insert that into every conversation possible today.

I should not have laughed at that last statement as heartily as I did.

This is the ONLY appropriate response to this situation.

I'm just going to say it - I am super-concerned about what happens to Chris Hemsworth in all of this. I (by "I", I mean my lady parts) am kind of stressing out a bit.

Aaaawwww SHIT. My mother's guilt is already starting to creep in - my poor children are about to witness some pretty questionable parenting tactics for the next few days/weeks/however long it takes me to get through Season 3...*sigh*

The second one (with the dog and wittle kitty) gave me the good kind of tears. Thank you ;)

OH NO! My heart truly goes out to you - I got into a heap of legal trouble for similar reasons. I was actually put on house arrest for failure to appear in court for multiple speeding tickets. I was in school, and my court summons was sent to my parents' house in another state. A HUGE bummer.