Can’t speak for DD-CopperTop but this kind of article title is like the honey to misogynist concern trolling neckbeard-types looking to whine about identity politics. I’d be really interested to see how long it takes before someone complains the list is all-women if the title or the description didn’t explicitly…

Why is this fashion failure of twits still in business?

Where in the timeline are you? This is well before Rebels where he died. Teenage Ahsoka, non-Vader Anakin and younger Obi-Wan ought to be little hints.

Oh goddamn you Filoni, you're not gonna make me tear up a little about clone trooper helmets painted to look like Ahsoka at 9:54 ON A FUCKING WEDNESDAY. NOPE. NOT AT ALL 

Well... that’s potentially a big assumption...

...is podracing?

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If you want good Dark Tower content then listen to the Audiobooks. The first 4 are read by Frank Muller and they are fantastic

It was watching Solo that I came to a good rule of thumb when it comes to the fanservice:

Oh great, more bogus AirBNB listings. 

I mentioned this elsewhere, but how old is Natasha supposed to be? Her whole schtick is being a former Soviet agent/assassin but there is a problem with the timeline. The Soviet Union dissolved in 1991, so let’s say Natasha was conditioned and trained as an agent since she was a child and became active at 16. Her…

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

And then at the end of the movie, Mahershala Ali’s Blade comes in and kills all the vampires.

I didn’t believe this at first glans.

WHAM! BAM!

Wow. Dick move ABC.

Ohh, this hits me deep...