YOU’LL NOT SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF TEXAS ROADHOUSE AND THEIR LATE-STAGE CAPITALISM STRIP MALL FAIR!

ugh

Yeah I guess you’re right. If you only spend the minimum once a month to get the reward it never pays for itself. 

Mustang GT??? No?

They should’ve gotten Chazz Palminteri. Fucking Chris Pratt. I’m mostly kidding about Chazz, but come on. Get an Italian-American or a New Yorker at least! Some ding-dong from Minnesota. Holy moly. Hollywood is so dumb.

I have a theory about this:

Yeah, and I don’t advocate doing that, or anything like that. I’m just saying, if you do, then the deal is a no-brainer.

No. It’s $140 vs $200 to get $15. Simple math. You just have to actually go every month and spend the money. 

Honestly, the wack controls are probably more important than you think. That’s the essence of the UI - I bet it would become way more frustrating than you imagine it would be.

Yeah, I mean it’s the Olive Garden of Asian Food. I’ve had some good times there in flyover country but never an option in a real city.

I’m not a PF Chang’s fan or anything, but honestly, if you take a family of 4 there, you’re prob spending that $133 on one meal. You get that $15 reward after $140.33 total out of pocket as opposed to $200 out of pocket, so it’s kind of a no-brainer if you do happen to take your family there once a month...

Who the hell says “Oddy”

Man some of these comics should have NSFW tags on them... jesus

If you were trying to fail at selling a veggie burger, you’d name it the McPlant and make it double the price...

You know iTunes doesn’t exist anymore, right?

the iphones have a bunch of different cameras on the front to make face id more secure. 

Mr. Show slapped the shit out of dijonnaise:

Claire, far be it from me to tell you how to live your life, but dipping potato chips in room temperature butter is all kinds of fucked. 

I’m sorry, I just thought this was a horrible episode.

I am so ready for “boi” to fade away