I’m glad we don’t have to do it super often in Australia for our sporting stuff. Normally they only do ours for key events like the grand finals of AFL/NRL, representative games or tests (State of Origin etc) or on specific occasions (Anzac Day).

My first date with my wife was a Hoodoo Gurus concert in 1985. 

That’s jazz baby

Isn’t this why we have flamethrowing drones now?

Whitney was good, Marvin was better:

Black is campaigning for Biden. The optics of Gass’ comment will have negative effects for Biden. I don’t think Jack Black is concerned about losing any fascist fans or a few bucks. 

You mean a world where two doddering old men fight for control of history’s most powerful military by arguing which of them is less senile ?

To be clear, I invoked her as Andress being horrible and insulting Lauper’s good name/voice, not as an insult to Lauper herself.

Make “My Country Tis of Thee” the national anthem, just to confuse everyone at the olympics.

Except lots of people have done a great job of it time and time again. It’s not the song’s fault. It’s hers.

They may as well have let the Hawk Tuah girl perform the anthem

If duels were legal I would challenge you to a duel for invoking Cyndi Lauper’s name as having anything to do with this performance 

I vote to give Kyle citizenship. 

How's that working out for us, eh? 

Why, in the name of all that is good in the world have most singers settled on dirge as the base for “making it their own” with the anthem? Did the US die or something (don’t answer that). Sing that sucker as if it’s actually celebrating something good.

Just do like a lot of us and wish for his long overdue heart attack to hit instead

The Ford Seattle-ite XXI, because I really want to live in the future where cars have 6 wheels and gullwing bubbletops.

One could make a cogent argument that that world would be superior to the one we’re presently living in.