No. Being drunk might take care of any discomfort, though.

“wary” not “weary”. Scared shitless is also acceptable. Glad you lived. 

revoke their license.  permanently.  you can’t fix stupid.

I’ve had the pleasure to use the autopilot twice in my life. Once, on a curvy road around a lake and onto a highway, it went flawlessly. And as my first time ever using it, it was pretty awesome. The second time, it tried to make an unprotected left turn across traffic and almost tboned a truck right in front of it.…

Presumably the 13-year-old had to use some tool or implement to break the window, not just her bare fist, and if this were real and not totally made up, she would probably be using some blunt object she found nearby on the lawn or in the garage.  And using it clumsily and frantically, best case.

Divorce with sole custody and HIGH child support payments, plus castration is the answer. This guy needs to not be allowed to breed again.

And worst of all, it’s probably in Texas.

Sounds like she never should’ve let that asshole continue his genetic lineage. 

When I was 18, one of my friend’s brother accidentally backed into my car door at my house. He came in immediately and fessed up and promised to pay for a new door.

In my state I think it might get in front of a jury. But I’ll pay the costs - I just want him testifying on the record about what happened, and his role in it. I’m think he very much will not want that to happen.

Nailed it. Of course “The South” doesn’t quite start where most people think it does. For example, the scenes you describe you can see within tens of miles of Indianapolis.

It was probably cleaner than the one I’m remembering - which made me wonder about the owner - his ONLY choice was to use that and keep it that way? Whew.

Take me to court, bud. I look forward to your testimony in front of the court. I’m going to want the jury to hear my daughter testify and see the photos of her injury, she’s absolutely got the guts for it. I am, however, unclear at which point you will get charged with child neglect.

His name is Lance.

Will Smith and the relationship with his wife(?) have been weird for a long time.  He’s denied being a scientologist, but theres a reason people think hes at least somewhat affiliated with them.  JT’s just an asshole with a drinking problem.

Any gas station within half a mile of an interstate highway in the south. The incessant smell of pee, pot and gasoline, the humid stickiness of everything you touch, the questionable characters hanging out in the energy-drink bottle littered parking lot, and the cashier barricaded behind milky plexiglass selling lotto…

The worst bathrooms I’ve ever seen are in stand alone gas stations - you know the kind, four pumps, dusty packs of cigarettes behind the counter and chocolate that wasn’t ever supposed to be white.

While federal NHSTA, DOT and other bogus “consumer protection” agencies attempt to protect us from ourselves, as an avid motorcyclist, is there really any reason to worry about crash survival? I’ll take my chances with this cool & fun little truck while the “Karens” worry about adding 16 airbags, side-impact…

Good luck selling enough of them to justify the cost of setting up a dealership and service network for them to be imported.

I’ve long thought that both Honda and Toyota are missing an opportunity to tap the small CUV market that the Jimny serves. They could take the C-HR or HRV, square up the body into a 2-door with a more butch design, and sell plenty of them to young city dwellers that dream of Jeeps. Offer an assortment of add-ons like…