Four things are horribly wrong with the videos posted:

I want that car in a bad way.

//Insert comment about concession stand worker stealing here.

Wait, people presumably paid to watch this? Enough people to actually warrant assembling bleachers?

Wait, a multimillionaire soccer star drives a 2008 Opel Astra estate?

It’s those damn 2 comma club members that ruin everything.

The #10s will go boom. The #8s would make the fountain.

So I drove a Chevy Corvette Z06 on Tuesday, and then I drove a McLaren 650s on Wednesday.

“How many people do you think saw this stunt of theirs in person? Maybe 50 or 100?”

And handicapped vans can’t reverse into a spot?

“See, it really was Adderall”

*was a non-points part of the Formula One calendar...

They made them in 2013 and never got a chance to put them up until now?

Did you at least contact the police to report a hit and run?

wat

Nope, the delivery of this policy failed the first time.

This is the first time I’ve cheered for the Cowboys. Strictly because it made a 6-10 champ closer to reality.

Why do they allow so many people to crowd the burnout/staging/launch zone?

I think I speak for everybody when I ask with the utmost concern, “Are they still sponsored by Casio?!”

This is awesome.