ooooo. you schooled me, masshole.

aka “livin the dream”

Those photos do not look like Hillary. But maybe it’s just because she’s sick.

Please tell me you made that.

OMG is Hillary the new Kristen?

... and sat by as the Jews died, but Great American right?

Right?

I said it before, but here it is again

I would literally pay money for that to happen. Like, a lot of money.

egads, i hope her lifestyle allows for some citronella.

ok, so i’m sitting here with a sweaty rag tied around my awful hair, a stretched out wife beater and a pair of leggings that I wore while 9 months pregnant and (thankfully) no longer fit properly. I look exactly like these photos (in my head).

Do these stories sound like they meet the criteria? They have nothing to do with sex or celebrity gossip, but rather a fraudulent claim staked by a lunatic techie against a long agreed set of patents and inventions:

2-4 a day, gotta get rid of that bookmark.

Can you guys please ungrey me?

Children: People used to refer to newspapers as “the cornerstone of our democracy.” There is a reason for that. If no one reports on what companies and politicians are doing, and how they are using their money and influence and what laws they are breaking or how loose their morals are... then, well, just look at any…

BHAHAHAHAHAH. Because, no really that woman created email. BHAHAHAAAHAH. I was using it before she even knew how to code.

Now, see, I was just thinking that it’s like she wrote a headline that called me by my full name.

best. gif. ever.

best. gif. ever.

Ok. I’ll nod.

slow clap.