Hey epa why don’t you crack down on semi trucks and buses that billow black smoke 24/7 instead of a relatively small amount people that race cars on the weekends?

Big Brother is watching you live your life a quarter mile at a time.

That’s a shame, I guess we’ll never get to see these guys freak out again.

This guy also seems to be extremely blind regarding cars. Here he is, calling the WRX a “four-door coupe”.

Alsop’s Fables: Bitch and You Shall Not Receive

They’re investigating the wrong man! See?!?!? Exhibit A:

I was not serious tho lol

I have waited so long to see this.

Ahem.

Granny-charging, not regenerative braking like you should. Ask any hypermiler. Any real hypermiler. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning’s winning.

You almost had me? You never had your car!

This Japanese junior high school student had the right idea for New Year’s Eve: slurping ramen and playing (and doodling!) the Initial D video game. [Image: Photo credit, Kat Callahan/Jalopnik.]

Don’t be silly. It was Avanti Papa.

#FeelTheTorch

...Dad?

After a rocky start, to see the constant improvement and support from Evolution was really nice (and I still have to try the bike add-on)

Eat a Snickers, Ballaban.

does this mean they can finally work on their Formula One car now?