Justin Tucker is to Oooh Kill 'Em as Billy Cundiff is to Sad Face

Eeyore via Elanore

My first thought, you clever bastard.

I can only imagine how sickening of a feeling it must be to know that you know have 33% chance of having a full fledged stroke within the next year. That being said, he should certainly be able to afford the kind of medical attention that would prevent that. Not a Texans fan, but I hope he heals up and gets back soon.

I'm just going to assume that "INCOGNITO" will be soon stretched across the back of a Raiders jersey.

Gotta love the Primetime trot into the endzone.

I can only hope that you have a huge amazing Thanksgiving post coming our way. One that thoroughly shits all over the Martha-Stewarts-of-America over polished and presented garbage. Restore our glorious gluttonous American pride, Chief Burning Ghost!

Trip to Pandora, anyone?

Oh man, I misread... I thought he said he was trained in "Guerrilla Warfare" not "Gorilla"! I can't hang with those Mighty Joe Young moves. Thank you for saving my life, kind samaritan.

As a former Marine, myself, I can only see this as manufactured outrage. There are SO many more issues within this country worth our concern. This guy wore an extra service stripe, accident or otherwise... Oh, well. Lets see some actual uproar over the rapid decay of America's world standing; we are only steps away…

Do you honestly want us to believe that you're Chris Kyle back from an early grave? Chill.

They're electric buses. Kind of like bumper car meets street car, but less fun somehow.

I cannot help but think this is a newer model Chevy Malibu.

I couldn't help but read this commentary line-for-line as the great Lewis Black might deliver it. The anger and outrage at what amounts to virtually nothing really works out here.

My guess was and still is "Yeah! Baby! Whoo!" but peppermint roll feels so much better.

As an Etsy seller who has been considering branching out... Why not Shopify? All you see on these Gawker sites are raves about Shopify, and now no mention.

A truly remarkable design. I'm assuming its a section of weathered, sanded, and sealed Cor-Ten steel. Despite the few negative comments, this could be welcome in an art museum had you not known it to actually be furniture.

Somebody decided Enter the Void wasn't weird enough, already.