It’s just a joke. They have to put things down in boxes on forms, and when they do, it is always “Untitled Goose Game.”

It is already A Thing, but only on Twitter.

They really need to stop slapping that label on their foreign acquisitions.

the nicotine concentration is higher

Blame the lawyers

I’m guessing you haven’t tried any lately. Quorn corndogs are indistiguishable from the real thing, and obviously Impossible Burgers are sweeping the country for a reason.

Advertising ≠ Editorial ≠ News Desk 

Oh, man - that is like when I “discovered” the angle of reflection equals the angle of incidence!

LEGO

LEGO

Free trial, or is it worth $8/mo. for like five shows and all the movies?

That wasn’t a tonsil stone, it was ordinary dental plaque from not adequately brushing and also never flossing and also being a disgusting swamp monster.

I don’t know, the whole yelling at Biden whilst simultaneously claiming the title of Obama’s heir apparent seemed a little desperate to me. I’d like a VP with a little more gravitas.

When a police spokesperson says “You can’t determine what happened that many years ago, what transpired,” the answer is: NO. There are all sorts of trauma that would still be present on skeletal remains. Until the remains are viewed by an ME, that spokesperson is talking out of his (or her) ass.

I think you should at least consider what it feels like to play with the LEGO models (for those that have one); if you did, the Y-Wing would have edged out the X-Wing.

I loved FFIX so freaking much, but I’ve never had the desire to replay it the way I have with II, IV, and VI.

I asked for FFVIII for either Christmas or my birthday shortly after FFIX came out, but the clerk refused to sell it to my mom and made her buy FFIX instead - not just for the commission or whatever shady sales promotion Gamestop was running back in the day, but also because the magic system was so terrible and the…

I think they already know that all he has to do is start saying “Fake News,” no matter what he said before, no matter if it was on camera, and his legion will simply change their tune to match.

in the trash can

I mean, she was being chased by papparazzi right outside the hospital, so... her “tone” seems pretty fucking normal.

“Netflix hangs Old Navy out to dry” means “Netflix blames Old Navy.” It’s an idiom that means “to abandon,” and in context means “Netflix shirks all blame, leaving only Old Navy to shoulder the blame.”