Hold On to Your Breakfast, Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Are Getting Hitched

Here’s the blockbuster crossover film Hollywood couldn’t have conjured: Star-Lord teams up with Spawn of Terminator to live in love and spread the word of “faith”—for eternity! On Monday morning, Chris Pratt, 39, announced via Instagram that he and Katherine Schwarzenegger, the 29-year-old author who’s been publicly…

Fact Check: Viserion Already Destroyed the Wall, Mr. President 

President Trump’s assertion on Thursday that “The Wall Is Coming” utilized his favorite form of communication—social media, in this case Instagram—to reiterate his stated policy and apparent sole philosophical purpose at the moment: That the wall is “coming.” On the post, his visage loomed ominously, and he rehashed a…

Tiffany Haddish Was Just Turnt During Her Apparently Bad New Year's Eve Show, It's Fine

Tiffany Haddish’s New Year’s Eve comedy set in Miami was supposedly a bomb, during which she forgot jokes, messed up other ones, and ultimately just sat down with fans and drank as other attendees headed for the exits. While she apologized onstage and was self-aware at how it was going, she now has a plausible…

Is Emily Blunt Getting Paid Half of What Co-Star The Rock Is Earning for Jungle Cruise?

Forgive me if I’m already deeply suspicious of the Jungle Cruise film, another Disney movie based on a Disney ride that still somehow relies on racist stereotypes (and also a pretty shitty grasp of geography), even though it won’t be out until summer of 2020. But here’s another reason for skepticism: TMZ, citing…

Original 90210 Cast Reportedly Returning With Brandon, Kelly, Donna, David, Steve, and Andrea

As an original Beverly Hills, 90210 fan—the cast, the drama, the FASHION—I found the 2008 reboot difficult to watch, not just because who the hell is AnnaLynne McCord, but because watching a television show about rich and bratty teens is not exactly the most appealing thing in the same year as a pretty serious…

Post-Presidential Life: Bo and Sunny Obama Are STILL Just Getting Used to the DOOR BELL! 

The setting: an apartment in Washington, DC. The scenario: the delivery guy has arrived, takeout tacos in hand. The doorbell: he rings it. The dogs, unaccustomed to such average nonsense, lose their shit. They are Bo and Sunny Obama, and until January 2017, they have never heard a doorbell in their fucking lives. They…