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7/13/21May Jean Smart and Michaela Coel Win All the EmmysEmmy nominations are out but these two should be the unequivocal winners
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6/4/21I Can't Stop Thinking About the Bonkers Angelina Jolie Firefighter MovieIn Those Who Wish Me Dead, Hollywood’s latest piece of auteur thriller cinema, Angelina Jolie portrays an…
5/28/21 Big Freedia's Lady Gaga Cover Is More New Orleans Bounce Than JudasLet Freedia reimagine every album ever: Big Freedia brings her chaotic New Orleans bounce energy to Lady Gaga’s…
4/25/21All the Sparkliest, Most Joyous Fashion On the 93rd Academy Awards Red CarpetHoly god, I cannot express how thrilled I am to see fancy clothes again in the wild, slash on my television. Pomp,…
4/23/21 Ariana Grande Will Not Be the Weeknd's Cartoon FantasyYeah, this will work—“Save Your Tears (Remix),” The Weeknd featuring Ariana Grande: Yes, it is bad that the Weeknd’s…
4/23/21A Few Fly Oscars Red Carpet Looks of Yore to Inspire Us to Get the Hell Out of Our SweatpantsAll year I have been waiting for a good red carpet to shake me out of my sweatshirt and “lounge pants” statement…
4/16/21 Megan Thee Stallion Took a Nice Trip to the Strip Club With About 57 of Her Closest FriendsYurp: Megan Thee Stallion f. Lil Durk, “Movie” - Aglow with the bisexual lighting schemes of P-Valley and almost…
4/6/21 Taylor Swift Dropped a Throwback Banger From Her Early-Petty SeasonPetty is my favorite color: Taylor Swift, “Mr. Perfectly Fine” (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault) - The one thing…
4/5/21New York Politician Defends Free Speech By Wearing the Ugliest Shoe I Have Ever SeenTwo important cultural conversations have taken hold of the nation in recent weeks, and while they may seem…
4/2/21 There's Already a Strong Contender for Song of the SummerThe HOT HOT summer blueprint: Bree Runway, “HOT HOT” - Bree Runway has fucking done it again. “All Night” was…
4/2/21Rewatching Heathers, the Violent Dark Comedy That Made '80s Teen Films Seem Like Reindeer GamesThis week marks the 32nd anniversary of the release of the cult classic film Heathers, an inauspicious milestone…
3/29/21Unfortunately, We’ve Been Forced to Contemplate Boris Johnson’s Sex LifeBoris Johnson, somehow the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, has spent decades carefully curating a bumbling and…
3/19/21 Justin Bieber's Love Song Is Probably Not Going to Make Civil Rights Anthem HistoryYike: Justin Bieber, “2 Much” - Martin Luther King, Jr.’s voice being the first thing you hear when you turn on the…