I love Rhinna and I think she is beyond beautiful. BUT her legs look terrible in those pointe shoes.

As a dance teacher, THIS IS WHY YOU GET OVER IT AND GET YOUR A** INTO A DANCE CLASS, MUSICAL THEATER/ACTOR WANNA BE STARS!

Dancing en pointe makes you very very strong.

Utica Greens?

Shit, I feel old.

If ya need a victim, here you go. Don’t buy fakes people. Just no.

“There is a part of me that wants my kids to feel, at least in some relatively painless and abstract way, that the world is fucked.”
Like how you are going to be fucked for the next 30 years if you don’t give your kids a few presents on Xmas. I mean they are going to bring that up every year for eternity. Don’t do…

I do NOT like Chanel. Crazy, I know.
My ex was a member of the French Bourgeois and he summed up my feeling perfectly, “Oh pffffft Chanel, they have been making the same god damn coat for fucking ever!”(insert your own heavy Parisian accent there, puffs cigarette with flair). I thought it was very funny coming from…

That’s it. I am buying this. I will let you know how it works out. I actually like this look in theory so we shall see.

Girl code is stupid.

Jesus, this is THE MOST “first world problems” Jezebel thread I have ever read. Get over it people. Who gives a shit?!

I think he is just waiting for someone to throw the goddam ball already!!

Doing it right. France 1994

Not sure that is entirely true as many animals are far easier to domesticate than others and have a genetic foundation that suits life with humans. Dogs have lived with humans since Neandrathals walked the earth. I believe their close pack stucture makes them easier to domesticate. Other factors are domesticated…

I am Saul. I think I am a dog and I make a pretty bad cat. I don’t jump well, I can’t meow (squeek), I may be getting a little fat and I kind of hop like a bunny instead of running. My best friend is an old blind pug who barely tolerates me ( I love her anyway) and a white teddy bear.
I was found as a ktten floating…

Agreed.

Saul was found as a kitten clinging to depris in a flood with one eye and an infected scrotum. He can’t meow too. WORST OF ALL HE THINKS HE IS A PUG! What am I to do? Did I mention he bites my ankles when I put him on a diet?

Paris Je t’aime is SOOOOO much better.

I have always had a revenge body and it did me no good at the end. The revenge boyfriend, however, was very helpful in easing my pain.

This year we are adding ANOTHER pug to the card. :)