The Apple product line is as much a status symbol as walking around with a Starbucks coffee cup. It is a status symbol whether you agree or not. People do not need to buy an Iphone to get the features contained in those devices, I mean look at how competitive the markets become!

Full disclosure: I’m not the first one to write a story about just how much an Apple can cost. That would be a couple by the name of Adam and Eve. They found out the hard way—and it seems that we’re still learning the hard way today.

It makes phone calls. It sends text messages. It takes photos. It has the apps.

Or is it a shoe?

Pretty sure it started in Pompeii, and spread throughout Christendom over time.

I don’t drop my phone anymore because I rarely even need to take it out of my pocket or bag. Someone calling? Quick glance at my watch. Need to change the song or pause it, smartwatch. Time? Smartwatch. :)

Ahem, you mentioned Cake and then posted an article around lunchtime. I’m sitting here eating my brown bag meal from home wishing it was cake. I hate you.

I think I might have detected a weak spot...

I’d claim to know the identity of this man - but of course, then I would be... full of baloney.

Can we all agree to start by launching the pedophiles into the sun and then figure out the legality of the sting?

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

You know what sucks? Getting banned for playing the game legit. Niantic’s method of tracking “cheaters” sucks ass. For instance, I leave one city with the app running in the background, open it again when I get to another city and the dumb shit thinks I’m cheating. Have had it with this game, since day one Niantic’s…

I’ve got an idea for you Niantic, fix your shitty app. Stop soft banning me at work because the building I’m in screws with gps signals and sends me literally blocks away in the blink of an eye sometimes. The building is large and I have to walk across it several times a day, it would be nice to get egg distance while…

“So that means you can have a soft compression stroke and a firm rebound.”

I like that all of these had nothing to do with food tampering and, really, not something that the patrons did to themselves.

My pics never attach on the first attempt.