The replies to Davis’s apolo-tweet are so twitter that no one should ever read them. From hoping out loud that he suffers a serious injury to claiming he has no history of bad hits to saying his reply proves he is “a man of class.” It’s like a village of idiots having a rake fight with a confederacy of dunces.

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete

All is as the Plot wills it. I am one with the Plot and The Plot is with me.

The definition of a catch is like the definition of pornography: it only counts if James Brown is tweeting it out late at night.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

He’s black.

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

Jesus. If that’s Innocent, I don’t want to see Guilty.

Well she is brilliant. Obviously a plagiarist with a time machine.

“Hurkka durkka murder rate” -you

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

They had a Moore voter on the BBC earlier.

Doug Jones won.

/googles T.J. Yeats

As a disturbing aside, imagine what sex is like for him.

yup. Everything is just crystal now.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!