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Imperatoris Trumpus: Rex in mendacio
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President Jackass is the inevitable result of living a life without consequences.

You seem physically small. Have you become lost inside the vast interior? If so, how were you rescued? 

I added a Denali brake light that I have programmed to strobe before it goes steady on my R1200RT. It is hard to miss, but it’s still not as important as the text message the driver behind me is reading, so I’ll still keep my escape path in mind.

As lane splitting is not legal where I ride, I don’t do it. I do however, do as this rider did and stay to one side in order to avoid behind hit from behind. I spend some time every day in stop and go expressway traffic and getting bumped from behind by a distracted driver is always on my mind. I want an escape path

Well, I think I recall that y’all live in Texas, so your love of armored vehicles makes some sense.

That guy is obviously a loser. Where is his Mark Spitz-style moustache?

But it is a really good musical....

I am really curious what accounts for the 10% of doubt that the shredded seat stuffing, paper towels, etc. aren’t related to rodent nesting activities.

I have always said you can put giardiniera on anything. It might even make Apple Jacks tolerable

Mr. Nutz is going balls-out in this campaign. He is a testement to what can be accomplished

I was really hoping he’d jot something down on his note pad during a call on his brick phone.

Yep. Same with hockey. I’m 57 now I never stopped skating or riding. Why. I’m older, not dead.

It is a horror movie, Nosferatu is in there

With this and that Ferrari Breadvan in my garage, I’d need to budget an extra hour each day for the hand wringing over which to drive that day. My car life would be complete though.

Yep, put a Flyers logo on it and he’ll be fine

At the risk of appearing to despise Trump and his whole cabal one quark less than I do, I say this: I have come to the conclusion that Trump is merely the sideshow. Trump provides the constant distraction which allows the established Republican apparatus (like the truly horrible Mitch McConnell) to go about its awful

Well, he could have grabbed him by the pussy. Or balls. I mean when you are a CELEBRITY president, you can pretty much do anything

He would find no shame in his statements or actions

Generally, I recommend that we all avoid “book by its cover” type judgements, but in this case, one look at this turd tells all

Sometime junk is cool. Sometimes it’s just junk.