The Zapooter Film

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen some guy whacking it in public, it would more than double my bank account. That being said, I have never seen anyone jerking it in public.

I think it’s worth noting that in the first clip we see Molly shift to one side in order to offer the fart the path of least resistance, lest she want to risk the dreaded up the butt crack fart or the mythical labia shaker.

My right shift key broke and subsequently fell off, somehow locking my left shift key in the ‘on’ position. Now, I could easily replace my macbook pro with a shiny new one, hell, I even have a wireless keyboard that I could be using — it’s right over there, I’m looking at it right now! But, in an all out effort to…

Bounce Patrol?  Fine, I’ll take the first shift.

I’ve missed these.  Thanks for the nostalgia.

‘...but we do like to have fun and keep things on the lighter side.’

It’s uncanny!!

You’re in good company.

She beat the inner monologue out of him.

I know this is definitely beside the point, but shouldn’t the DUI lawyer be pretty stoked about the fact that, in all likelihood, there will be more DUIs?

He had drop foot... Which basically means some sort of injury to a nerve in his leg inhibits the control of his foot.

The Cheez-It Bowl somehow managed to be worse than a game that officially never took place.

If I agree with your comment does that makes me pro lapsed catholic?

The perfect accessory to light after the inevitable KFC splatter from eating their grease-infused fried chicken.

He is a wonderful Christian man, loves his wife, Marilyn.

“I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas House Perp Walk”

Forged By The See.

Well, that wasn’t my point. I was just implying that I’d rather deal with a nut job in a Corolla than a Peterbilt. Preferably neither.